Pastor is looking for his favorite golf shirt and goes all through the house but can't find it. He looks everywhere! Finally, he decides to look in his wife's closet and sees a bag of one dollar bills and half a dozen eggs. He is staring at these two items when his wife comes into the bedroom.She looks guiltily at him and says, "Oh. You found my secret." He looks at her then at the eggs and money and says, "What are these doing on the floor of your closet?" She says, "Now, honey. You know I think you are a great pastor and you have served faithfully for 27 years at our church. But when I felt your sermon wasn't so great, I put a single egg in the carton." The Pastor sighs and shrugs and says, "Well, I guess that's not so bad! 27 years of Sundays and there's only six eggs in the carton. But I still don't understand the bag of dollar bills." His wife looks at him and says sheephishly, "Well, everytime I got a dozen, I sold it for a dollar."